Oh Where Oh Where Has Gabbi Gone!

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Last night we saw our hero, Chuck, forced into
an extreme makeover by the citizenry of Kymer!
At first Chuck was filled with shock and chagrin at the idea
of ladies seeing him in his scanties but when the hope
of winning the faire Gabbi back was presented to him
he succumbed to the inevitable and took his bath like a man! Erm…Cowboy!

Tonight we join our hero once again as he waits with
great anticipation for his true love, the faire Gabbi
to appear at her scheduled game outside the BarL bar.
Let’s listen and see what happens…

Chuck arrived at the bar in a dapper red shirt, neatly pressed,
his freshly brushed black Stetson placed firmly on his head
and the spurs on his boots shining with new oil.
Chuck was dressed to impress with a deep red rose held in his hand!
A veritable vision of cowboy manly hood!
He had on a bit too much Brute aftershave but hey! Nobody’s perfect!
And the ladies loved it! ( At least Chuck thought so!)

Everyone welcomed Chuck, and he soon
revealed his makeup gift for Gabbi.
A lovely, 100 percent genuine pixel diamond necklace!
The gemstones mined by trained trolls in the darkest mines of SK!
How it sparkled in the sunlight! Gabbi was sure to love it
and welcome Chuck back with open arms!

Chuck waited………. And waited! He paced back and forth and waited some more!
But the fair Gabbi did not appear! Where could she be!
Everyone wondered and many offered suggestions to explain
her suspicious absence but it wasn’t until a small waif
recalled the last game that Gabbi hosted!

Gabbi had appeared greatly upset, and to some even a bit intoxicated!
She rambled incoherently about Chuck and ducks named Daisy
and at last was heard to say with great anger

Gabbi Longstep: i think i will go find her and put her in her PLACE
Gabbi Longstep: yes i will ima go find her
Gabbi Longstep: ima find daisy
Gabbi Longstep: ima find her
Gabbi Longstep: daisy did this and i want to set her straight”

Chuck was filled with chagrin and quickly announced he was going
to go looking for his darling Gabbi and find her!

But what will Chuck find!
Has Gabbi finally gone off the deep end?
Has Daisy’s life come to a sudden, sinister halt!
Has Gabbi gotten her revenge in the most evil of ways and possibly
gone on the lam to the darkest parts of SK!

Stay tuned and find out!